Mostly true... except my Mom never bailed me out of jail... I had a "get of jail free" card from my insurance company (bail bond card) that did get a bit of usage for a while...
Yes, I did get a ticket for taking a dump on the highway (ala Bud). Total crap, no pun intended. But, it was very late and I guess this State Trooper was not in a good mood.
Speaking of foul moods, I'm in one tonight as this is a day late and I've let things pile up on me. I hate when I do that and now I'm uber pissed about it. Stand by for yelling at the kids and dog.
Like I said, he must of been having a bad day. And I was a college student with rather a smart-mouth that got me in trouble a lot (still does). It all adds up to a pile of... well, crap... It's funny today, but at the time it was rather annoying, especially I didn't have the $100 bucks.
Well, I kept doing it after he told me to stop because I didn't see a reason TO stop... I wasn't blocking people(Like he said I was) cause I got out of their way, I wasn't hurting anyone cause I did it when nobody else was on it, and the reason he came after me was cause I got angry when he confronted me on it at a time I WASN'T doing it.
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"I must be the very personification of the rage to live. Hit me, Dunk me, Insult me, I'll still hang in there...
...I wonder why..." -Howard the Duck RIP: Steve Gerber...
I never thought you could get in that bad of trouble for that, wow. Well that sucks, made for a nice comic though, man.
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"I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom."~Andy Warhol
It all depends on the cop. A lot of them are great people who have to put up with the scum of the Earth on a daily basis. But, there are a few "bad donuts" that will treat you like crap no matter what you say to them. The guy who nailed me, back in 1978, was one of those assholes who obviously did not like college kids (we are jerks) and was taking it out on me as he could. Power corrupts.
But, yes, it did make for a fine comic! I've been wanting to do this for some time now, but never had a good way of bringing it up. Thank God for Mother's Day!
Yeah, that sucks. But still, that's a pretty strange thing to get in trouble for :/
And yeah, good thing these little opportunities come up
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"I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom."~Andy Warhol
Devious Comments
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"I must be the very personification of the rage to live.
Hit me, Dunk me, Insult me, I'll still hang in there...
...I wonder why..."
-Howard the Duck
RIP: Steve Gerber...
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Amateurs Copy, Professionals Steal.
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"I must be the very personification of the rage to live.
Hit me, Dunk me, Insult me, I'll still hang in there...
...I wonder why..."
-Howard the Duck
RIP: Steve Gerber...
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Amateurs Copy, Professionals Steal.
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"I must be the very personification of the rage to live.
Hit me, Dunk me, Insult me, I'll still hang in there...
...I wonder why..."
-Howard the Duck
RIP: Steve Gerber...
Well that sucks, made for a nice comic though, man.
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"I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom."~Andy Warhol
But, yes, it did make for a fine comic! I've been wanting to do this for some time now, but never had a good way of bringing it up. Thank God for Mother's Day!
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Amateurs Copy, Professionals Steal.
And yeah, good thing these little opportunities come up
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"I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom."~Andy Warhol
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